I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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