Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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