If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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