Will you blow on my dice?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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