don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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