It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm like, not good at living.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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