Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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