he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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