I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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