I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
This house was built for laser tag.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
