you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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