You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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