Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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