we're blogging at a bar
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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