But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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