okay pat passed out under dana's car
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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