He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
