Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
its not stalking. its research.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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