Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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