How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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