Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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