you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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