Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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