so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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