It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
