it hurts more in the daytime
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I think people are normalizing furries
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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