Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
you will always have a special place in my vag
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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