Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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