lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Randomize
