Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
