i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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