yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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