I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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