Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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