physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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