Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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