brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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