My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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