Do you still have your period?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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