My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
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