"it" just moved
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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