he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I wish i was in the wii world.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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