You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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