Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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