brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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