your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
we should paint friendship bongs
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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