I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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