**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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