Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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