I am in a vortex of obligation.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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